Too much milk

Overabundant milk supply and forceful letdown. How on earth did it come to this?

I'm huge and sore and the poor Fiendling chokes and cries and is constantly getting squirted in the face. Everything smells like sour milk. The lactation consultant recommended cabbage leaves and ice packs, but the ice packs hurt like a motherfucker and the internet told me that cabbage leaves will dry up my milk.

Did I mention that I had a fever last night? The combination of a temperature and ice packs on my boobs made me shiver uncontrollably and the aching, my god the aching. I woke up in pool of sweat, breast milk and the Fiendling's urine. I'm so tired. It's a good thing this kid is so cute.